Interesting drive home

I had car sex this afternoon. Car sex for me, is when I see someone in a really nice car and I sex them with my eyes. Am I the only person this happens to? An attractive person is driving a nice car, my eyes are greedy and I tend to stare, and I've been known to drool on occasion. So this guy he was driving this really nice Merc, it was sexual. We pulled up next to each other at the lights, and even though the light was red, I very much gave him the green light.
LOL

He noticed me staring at him so I just looked away and tried to be cool about it. Until, he went on the motorway as well and we sort of did the whole awkward you-over-take-no-you-over-take dance side by side. Agh and then he saw me looking at him again! But I was looking at him in a pointed way like 'are you going to over take me or not' and he was looking at me like 'bitch is still staring'.

So I make the move and pull in behind him, mostly because I don't want him to see the cat stickers on the back of my car. I have cat stickers on the back of my car by the way. And yes they scream CRAZY CAT LADY.

But then the unthinkable happens and he pulls off at the same exit, I don't want him to think I'm crazy so I go into another lane as to look like I'm not following him. I turn the radio up to listen to the ever so witty banter from the radio DJ's with Merc man safely behind me. I start laughing/creepy smiling at what the DJ's are saying and before I know it I look over to my left and Merc boy is sitting next to me with a look of fear in his eyes. He probably saw the cat stickers too.

I really wanted to make some sort of vulgar gesture to him but I realised that he was actually genuinely afraid of me. He probably had police comms on speaker. So I'm not having car sex again.