My career, this blog and other things that are going nowhere

I'm pretty excited about this blog. I have some extremely high hopes for it. I  feel like my life is so surreal at times I need to share it with others = good reason for a blog, am I right? I also kind of thought it would be cool to blog about something that doesn't feature the tag OOTD. Fashion douche-bags it's your cue (LOL) to look away now. Shut the hell up. I really don't care what you wore today - unless it's funny or creative (ideally both).

For example, if you're dressed in your regular old douchey clothes - coordinated to fuck, I don't want to see or hear about it. But if you're dressed as say, a space-themed sex doll, I want to see it. I want to see it a lot.

Appropriate tags: #OOTD, #SWAG #Hellaflyyy 

I feel like my facebook, instagram, and twitter news feeds need more sex dolls and less douche bags. Anywho I digress, the purpose of this blog is for me to see the brighter side of life and for you to be entertained along the way. Perhaps you can use the comments section to offer constructive feedback, advice, or to complain about my grammar. Don't complain about my grammar. I'm lazy, leave me alone. I'm going to try to remain as anonymous as possible, because I really can't be bothered dealing with any sort of backlash as a result of my witty-bordering-on-offensive musings.

That's about all I want to say for now. BRB I've got to go steam press my sexy space girl costume.

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